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You buy dumb shit.
We send you mean texts.

and make you block your card

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Saturday 2:22 PM

$2,600 on dumb shit this month and you're still shopping. Put the cart down chud.

Yesterday 4:47 PM

Another $1,199 at Apple Store? You don't need a third phone this month.
You're not Kevin Gates bud.

Today 8:14 PM

4 Charles again. 3 visits this month — $865 gone. That's 173 Costco rotisserie chickens. ENOUGH.

Today 10:06 PM

You're over 50% usage this month. I'm blocking your Amex.

How it works

Three steps. Zero self-control required.

  1. 1
    Plaid

    Securely connect with Plaid

  2. 2
    Claude

    Claude reviews your spending

  3. 3
    BigSpenda texts you

    It stops you

Also, it does these things

  • Texts before you're cooked

    Your bank sends a statement. We send mean texts while you can still put the card back.

  • Repeat merchant? Roasted.

    Plaid sees the charge hit. Third time at the same spot this month — we text you about it.

  • Card freeze

    Hit your limit and we text you until you lock your card in your bank app. Then send proof you did — screenshot or it didn't happen.

  • We learn your habits

    3 visits to the same restaurant this month. We did the rotisserie chicken math. Don't do it again.

👋 Open the app and stop buying dumb shit.

Requires a credit card and zero self-control.

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